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Existing Sucks
Singer/Songwriter
Existing Sucks was released on November 24, 2025 by 7482704 Records DK as a part of the album Everything Sucks
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Release DateNovember 24, 2025
Label7482704 Records DK
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM83

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jason Tyler Guest
Jason Tyler Guest
Other Instrument
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jason Tyler Guest
Jason Tyler Guest
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jason Tyler Guest
Jason Tyler Guest
Producer

Lyrics

Every morning's a horror movie remake
Bones cracking like popcorn in a microwave
My spine's got opinions it never had before
And my knees file complaints every time I stand up from the floor
My shoulder's acting like it's eighty years old
My neck's stuck sideways like it won't unfold
And don't get me started on my stomach's attitude
It's basically a toddler with a food related feud
Existing in a body sucks it totally sucks
It creaks and snaps like it's fresh out of luck
From the back pain riots to the joint pop fights
To the guess what hurts now sleepless nights
Existing in a body sucks absolutely sucks
I'd trade this biomechanical trash for a cloud of dust
So until science lets me upgrade for free
I'll be trapped in this meat suit misery
I sneezed last week and pulled something weird
A mystery muscle I didn't know appeared
My jaw clicks time like a broken clock
And my hips sound off like a bundle of rocks
My metabolism's tanked it's a slow sad joke
I gain three pounds just smelling a coke
And my skin's got the nerve to wrinkle and dry
Like gravity called you're next in line
Yeah existing in a body sucks it brutally sucks
You can stretch you can pray but it still jams up
Every organ's freelancing like it's on strike
Doing whatever the hell it feels like
Existing in a body sucks catastrophically sucks
It's like driving a car that keeps giving out shrugs
And the manual's missing half the key
So you just guess how to human properly
If this is evolution's final draft
I want to hand it back and say bro what's that
Cause the updates lag and the warranty's void
And the whole damn chassis needs to be destroyed
My eyes get blurry when the wind blows wrong
My back goes out from sitting too long
My heart races just from a phone vibration
And my lungs file noise complaints from frustration
Even rest is a scam I wake up sore
If sleep were a contract I'd ask for more
But the fine print says good luck clown
And my whole damn skeleton lets me down
Existing in a body sucks epically sucks
Like patching a boat with leftover muck
You try to keep going you try to stay strong
But every new ache proves your body's a con
Existing in a body sucks relentlessly sucks
But here I am singing from this bag of guts
So raise a glass to biology
Cause holy hell existing in a body sucks
Written by: Jason Tyler Guest
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