Darlin' could you grab

Some beers from the fridge

And sit down 'cause I've got big news

You won't have to worry

Ever again

It looks like

Our ship has come in

Now fellas this is where I made a big mistake

You see I'm a dreamer when a little cash comes my way

I'd love to take her on vacation, a grand gesture so to say

But all she wants is flowers, and for me to take a little shit off her plate

When she said

The dog's out of food again

It's been howlin' at the wind

Ain't nothin' but a fox grin, paw print, feathers in your chicken pen

Can't even see the kitchen table

Underneath the bills that ain't been paid

I know we're gonna make it

But let's keep both feet on the ground

Ooooo fellas

That didn't go the way we planned

I remembered not too long ago

She was in there bitchin' about her 'ole van

So I went out and picked her up some flowers

And a new automobile, candy red

Pulled in the drive, saw a wide eyed smile

And then she said

The dog's out of food again

It's been howlin' at the wind

Ain't nothin' but a fox grin, paw print, feathers in your chicken pen

Can't even see the kitchen table

Underneath the bills that ain't been paid

I know we're gonna make it

But let's keep both feet on the ground

Can't even see the kitchen table

Underneath the bills that ain't been paid

I know we're gonna make it

But let's keep both feet on the ground

Well I went and picked up some dog food

And new chickens for the pen

And all them bills coverin' up the table

Well I took care of them

Now I got ten dollars left in my pocket

Seems I'm all out of bread

Got home, unloaded

That's when she said

Well you know what she said