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Royal Potatoes
Folk
Royal Potatoes was released on December 19, 2025 by Azelborn Records as a part of the album Circle Songs Vol. II
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Release DateDecember 19, 2025
LabelAzelborn Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM115

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Emma Azelborn
Emma Azelborn
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Emma Azelborn
Emma Azelborn
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Emma Azelborn
Emma Azelborn
Mixing Engineer
Abe Joyner-Meyers
Abe Joyner-Meyers
Recording Engineer
Steven Bluestein
Steven Bluestein
Recording Engineer
Lena Sutter
Lena Sutter
Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

Have you heard the latest news that's been going all around
There's a 40-acre field with potatoes in the ground
Parmentier planted them with Louis' royal seal
But these tons and tons of potatoes, they're not for you to steal
Stay away from the royal potatoes
We're on guard
They're not for you
Stay away from the royal potatoes
For potatoes are the fanciest of foods
Now you may want these potatoes that we are guarding here
But we're of the highest caliber, so let us be clear
Don't ever try to bribe us (by the way, we love our wine)
And we'd never look the other way if you slipped in at night
Stay away from the royal potatoes
We're on guard
They're not for you
Stay away from the royal potatoes
For potatoes are the fanciest of foods
Now you may think the potato will make you really sick
After all, it's been illegal since you were just a kid
But the Faculty of Medicine announced a big reveal
Though the leafy greens are toxic, the tubers are a meal
Stay away from the royal potatoes
We're on guard
They're not for you
Stay away from the royal potatoes
For potatoes are the fanciest of foods
Now there's lots of yummy recipes that you should never try
You could mash them or roast them or chop them into fries
Potato bread's delicious, but remember this one thing
All these tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of potatoes
They're only for the king
Stay away from the royal potatoes
We're on guard
They're not for you
Stay away from the royal potatoes
For potatoes are the fanciest of foods
Stay away from the royal potatoes
We're on guard
They're not for you
Stay away from the royal potatoes
For potatoes are the fanciest of foods
Written by: Emma Azelborn
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