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Crosseyed Critters
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Crosseyed Critters was released on March 27, 2026 by MUP as a part of the album MOO
AlbumMOO
ReleasedMarch 27, 2026
LabelMUP
LanguageEnglish
BPM66
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Crosseyed critter sittin' in a tree, middle of day
Lickin' his lips, lookin' down at me, he's not okay
Man, I tell ya, that's the way it is
Crosseyed critters and me don't mix
[Verse 2]
Crosseyed critter came into my home, messed everything up
Tore through the kitchen and the TV zone, broke my stuff
Man, I tell ya, that's the way it is
Crosseyed critters and me don't mix
[Chorus]
Crosseyed critters, crosseyed critters
Man, I tell ya, that's the way it is
Crosseyed critters and me don't mix
[Verse 3]
Man, that fucker was lookin' sick, sick in the brain
Foamin' at the mouth in a pile of sticks, I think he's drinkin' again
Man, I tell ya, that's the way it is
Crosseyed critters ain't easy to fix
[Chorus]
Crosseyed critters, crosseyed critters
Man, I tell ya, that's the way it is
Crosseyed critters isn't easy to fix
[Bridge]
Later, he came and apologized for how he behaved
He got a little drunk and out of line, and so I forgave
[Outro]
Man, I tell ya, that's the way it ends
Crosseyed critters and me are friends
Man, I tell ya, that's the way it is
Crosseyed critters are moving
They moving in
Written by: Kyle Thomas

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