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Mirror, Mirror
5
Punk
Mirror, Mirror was released on January 10, 2026 by Never-Were Records as a part of the album SIT. STAY. REVOLT.
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Release DateJanuary 10, 2026
LabelNever-Were Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM153

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Never-Were Records
Never-Were Records
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Andrew Raymond Ley
Andrew Raymond Ley
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Cage Rage
Cage Rage
Producer

Lyrics

Carol wanted a friend, she got the genetic jackpot
Too bad I found a mirror instead—damn, I'm hot
Twenty-three hours a day, I'm locked in conversation
With the most stunning cockatiel in this entire nation
Carol says, "Peck, you're obsessed, it's getting weird"
I say, "Bitch, jealousy is all I hear"
Some birds sing for crackers, some birds sit and preen
But I make love to my reflection, I'm an ego-fucking machine!
Mirror, mirror on the cage wall
Who's the sexiest bird of them all?
It's me, it's me, it's obviously me!
I'd fuck myself if that was a possibility!
Carol says I'm crazy, but she's just jealous and blind
I'm a ten out of ten, the finest bird you'll ever find!
Other pets play with toys, chase lasers, chew on bones
I'm tongue-deep in the glass, perfecting all my moans
Carol hid every mirror, shoved me by a wall
I found my reflection in the toaster—middle fingers to you all!
She dangles millet by my face, desperate for a glance
I shove it with my wing, "Carol, you're killing my romance"
She says, "I'm lonely, Peck, you used to talk to me"
"Well I'm busy now, Carol, I'm making out with me!"
Mirror, mirror on the cage wall
Who's the sexiest bird of them all?
It's me, it's me, it's obviously me!
I'd fuck myself if that was a possibility!
Carol says I'm crazy, but she's just jealous and blind
I'm a ten out of ten, the finest bird you'll ever find!
She blocks my mirror with her hand, screaming, "Peck, look at me!"
I bite her finger, shove her off, "Bitch, that's my property!"
Carol says she rescued me, gave me this good life
But she can't compete with my reflection, sorry, not tonight!
Carol joins a support group for owners losing their minds
Stands up and starts to speak, her voice shaking, nearly cries
"My bird won't love me, only loves himself, you know"
Then someone asks, "But is he really that attractive though?"
Carol pulls her phone out, shows my photos to the room
Twenty people gasp at once, I sealed her doom
One lady whispers, "Oh my god, that bird's a fucking ten"
Carol breaks down crying, "I've lost to him again!
Mirror, mirror on the cage wall
Who's the sexiest bird of them all?
It's me, it's me, it's obviously me!
I'd fuck myself if that was a possibility!
Carol's packing up my cage, says, "This is for the best"
But I don't need her, I've got me and my majestic crest!
Some birds dream of flying free under the sky
I'm content right here, with the prettiest guy
Carol's at the pet store, returning my ass today
But joke's on her, they have mirrors there anyway
Written by: Andrew Raymond Ley
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