Wow, hello again!

I hope you're all having a splendid Sunday

If you're just tuning in now, today's date is Sunday, October 7th

And if you haven't noticed already, I'm joined with a new member of the show

A new character if you will

And he's quite the character

Why don't you introduce yourself?

Uh, hello, my name is Argyle Serwight

I mean look at this guy, he exudes confidence!

Now, Argyle is a bit of a jack of all trades when it comes to his craft

And a man of business

I could take apart a Colt .45 revolver

And he could probably put it back together like it's nothing, right?

No doubt about it

He'll tell you he's a human being but I see him as a human doing

He'll be curating today's program

With his refreshing writing and musical numbers, newly pitched to the studio

Why don't you give us a little taste of what you got?

Alright, uh

Listen, the name is Argyle

My bite vicious and my bark vile

Get a slap on the wrist 'cause my art wild

If I'm not settin' the title up

I'm under fluorescent light buzz addin' needles to the stockpile

Keep .45's tucked in my back pocket

But I ain't talkin' wax, so, stop it

And for the record, I—

Okay, okay I think that's enough

We'll save the rest for the show

Can't spoil all the fruits before they're up for sale

As per usual this season, you can find us on Channel 25 every morning

Times vary, so, pick up the weekly TV Guide distributed at your local grocery or convenience store

Now, onto the show

Show 'em what you really got, Argyle