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Gluttonous Melatogoon Sleep Method
Hip-Hop/Rap
Gluttonous Melatogoon Sleep Method was released on December 26, 2025 by SALMON. as a part of the album King Salmon and the Home Improvement
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Release DateDecember 26, 2025
LabelSALMON.
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM77

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
heypatches
heypatches
Vocals
Tabletop
Tabletop
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Andreas Patches
Andreas Patches
Songwriter
Tabletop
Tabletop
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
heypatches
heypatches
Producer, Mixing Engineer, Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

(Please help, please help me)
(Patch!)
(Fine work, Patch)
(Patches Worldwide, I fell in the water, yeah, I fell in the water)
Running by the pool and I fell in the water (Uh, uh, uh)
Running by the pool and I fell in the water (produced by Salmon)
I feel like I'm drowning, I'm flying, I'm dying
Yeah, fell by the pool, I feel like I'm flying
Going by the pool, bitch I was at the pool
Then I fell in the pool, yeah, ay
Running by the pool and I'm flyin- run
By the- yeah
Gluttonous melatogoon sleep method
I just pulled up on this shit and I feel infected
Falling asleep with this crazy ass method
Let me check how this shit works, might check the package, yeah
Grab your food then eat it all up, up, up
Then grab your goon, then use it all up
Then hop on the toilet and take a huge shit
Then check up on your phone you might have to hit a grip, bricks, yeah
Fuck, oh-woah-woah!
Fuck, not this again, bro, I can't do this shit anymore
Bro, hop up with this shit with the melatogoon sleep method
Take a shit, check your phone on the seat, ah
To your room, then you whip it out
Beat it till it's pink, that's how you know it out, yeah, yeah
Hold up with that melatonin sleep method
Take a shit, check your phone, take a seat, ah
To your room then you whip it out
Beat it till it's pink that's now you how it out- ah, fuck
Outro, out, outro-ow-ow-ow
Ow-ow-ow-ow, yeah
Tabletop, going on that outro, out-out-out-out-out
Out-out-out-out, ay, ay, ay
Yeah, Salmon, Salmon, woah
Ball in Miami like the Heat
Isaac got some pretty feet
DQ run, I buy a treat
Goodcents run, I hold a feast
Elijah like a Jewish priest
Had to say Shalom to him
Just the other day he asked me to break into his house for him
Isaac failed his finals just like how he fails at Rivals
Salmon, we on fire, outta Table's neighborhood I skrrt my tires
I'm so tired, I'm so tired
Might do the GMSM
Eat some food, take a shit
Take melatonin, then start gooning
Go to sleep and you're out for 18 hours
I'll wake you up in the morning for your morning shower
Google calls for light rain
Finals week inflicting pain
Hop aboard the soul train
Walking stick, I walk with a cane
Happy Christmas, candy cane
Salmon albums never plain
Spilled my drink, my balls are stained
The ones in my car not by my dick
Blisscodi doesn't carry a stick
He's not a threat do-do not fret
Blisscodi open for Salmon's set
Hey, yeah
We've been sleeping on Taylor Swift
I'm gonna take a massive shit
Then take melatonin and go to bed
Isaac does this every night and now his dick is red
Isaac is running out of bread
Have to budget for the Goodcents
Isaac whole net worth is probably south of like 10 cents, yeah
Isaac, Blake road head
Isaac fed, I'm so gassy
Packers fan like Tom Grossi
Next Salmon album back to hyperpop
Blew a stop sign by a cop
Got pulled over in the parking lot
Salmon and the lesbians
Salmon and the thrift shop
Salmon and the lesbians
Salmon back to hyperpop
Salmon and the lesbians
Salmon and the thrift shop
Salmon and the lesbians
Salmon back to hyperpop
Charli XCX, woah
Written by: Andreas Patches, Isaac Tabletop
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