Slazenger - Cunning MC: Song Lyrics, Music Videos & Concerts

Slazenger

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Electronic

Slazenger was released on December 29, 2025 by Isekai Records as a part of the album Slazenger - Single

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OVERVIEW

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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Cunning MC

Musician

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Cunning MC

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Sammy Virji

Producer

Lyrics

I am the pilot, you are the passenger

I wear Nike, you wear Slazenger

I play football, you play cricket

I get tens, you get sixes

You are Robin, I am the Batman

You pay tax, I am the taxman

You buy garns, I'm the designer

I am Messi, You are Maguire

You're a meal deal, I'm a roast

I am the postman, you are the post

I'm the landlord, you're the resident

You work for ASDA. I am the president

I'm chess, you're checkers

You last seconds, so do I

I spit bars, you can't rhyme

When you try, it don't work

I am the teacher, you take classes

You like bums, I like arses

You're a date, I'm the calendar

You're employed, I'm the manager

You go low, I'm the limbo

You are easter, I am Crimbo

You're the CD, I'm vinyl

You're the semi, I am the final

You're techno, I'm music

I do melodies, you don't use it

I go first class, you go economy

I'm the leader, you just follow me

I am A, you are B

You are two, I am three

I'm back of the bus, you're front

Your mum looks like a massive angel

I'm a library, you're a book

I'm a chef, you're a cook

I'm the shoe, you're the lace

You're back of the head, I'm the face

I'm the vaccine, you're the pathogen

I'm the contents, you're the packaging

I'm in the A team, you're on the bench

You are Judi, I am Dench

I'm the tortoise, you're the hare

I'm a strike, you're a spare

You buy tickets, I jump the barrier

You're a bag, I am the carrier

I am Scooby, you are don't

My name's Will, yours is won't

You're the horse, I'm the stable

I am legend, you are fable

I'm fire, you're smoke

I'm the punchline, you're a joke

You're League Two, I'm the Prem

I'm a diamond, you're a gem

I'm a lambo, you're a cleo

I am Trinity, you are Neo

You're a repeat, I'ma reload

I'ma reload

I'ma reload

Am the pilot, you are the passenger

I wear Nike, you wear Slazenger

I play football, you play cricket

I get tens, you get sixes

You are Robin, I am the Batman

You pay tax, I am the taxman

You buy garns, I'm the designer

I am Messi, You are Maguire

That guy from the thing

You wear Slazenger

You wear Slazenger

I wear Nike, you wear Slazenger

Written by: Cunning MC

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