They thought it would be funny to see him out the window with no clothes on

So when he was sleeping in his sleeping bag, they bundled him out into the garden

They were right, it was funny to see him out the window with no clothes on

Now he's lying on the pavement, and they've taken his sleeping bag

He wakes up, rather cold, he wonders where is the ceiling?

Is that a very bright star? No, he's lying in the light of a street lamp

Oh he's underneath the streetlamp lying naked on the pavement, he is naked on his street what can he do?

Oh he's underneath the streetlamp lying naked on the pavement, he is naked on his street what can he do?

All of the old ladies, looking out their curtained windows,

They say together:

Oh there's a streaker by the streetlamp standing naked on our pavement, there's a streaker on our street what can we do?

Oh there's a streaker by the streetlamp standing naked on our pavement, there's a streaker on our street what can we do?

We said we didn't like it but secretly we really enjoyed it

'Cause the only naked young men that we see are on T.V.

He said let me in lads, this joke's not really funny,

But he was wrong, and it was, and his mates wouldn't let him in

Then he had the greatest idea to get back inside his house

He got the neighbour's fence and he turned it into a ladder

Oh there's a streaker by the streetlamp climbing naked up a ladder

There's a streaker on the wall what can we do?

Oh there's a streaker by the streetlamp climbing naked up a ladder,

There's a streaker on the wall what can we do?

And he's my dad

He's my dad

He's my dad

He's my dad

He's my dad