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Not Funny
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Not Funny was released on February 5, 2026 by Lunar Mosaic as a part of the album Not Funny - Single
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Release DateFebruary 5, 2026
LabelLunar Mosaic
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM119

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
David Alexander James
David Alexander James
Guitar, Harmony Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
David Alexander James
David Alexander James
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
David Alexander James
David Alexander James
Producer

Lyrics

All my friends were in the front room playing drinking games
We were in the backyard with cigars again
And I don't know why we did it
Cause they taste like shit
But at least we didn't vape
You bought schnapps from Bosnia to kill us off
85% it tastes like car exhausts
So we used it as a forfeit
In our bullshit game of Brian Badonde tennis
(What the fuck is Brian Badonde tennis?)
Again, I don't know why we did it
But I'd do it every day if I could
(Brian Badonde?)
Ripping cones in the corner
You call me out of order
While the room starts spinning
I can't stop grinning
But it's really not funny
When I'm pissing all my money away
You moved on to caviar and Percocets
I'd love to meet you there but I'm not ready yet
So I guess I'll take a Molly
And a beer from the bottom of the freezer drawer
Yeah I know you think you've changed
But your reputation beats you through the door
Can't Bodley on a Bodley
See it away
Ripping cones in the corner
You call me out of order
While the room starts spinning
I can't stop grinning
But it's really not funny
When I'm pissing all my money away
The CO2 had covered all the windowpane
I didn't think my lungs would ever work the the same
Because the powder filled my throat
And brought me to my knees on your kitchen floor
You didn't take it well
You took it pretty hard
When I swiped your mouth with a take out loyalty card
But boys will be boys
Will be boys
Will be stupid fucking boys
Ripping cones in the corner
You call me out of order
While the room starts spinning
I can't stop grinning
But it's really not funny
When I'm pissing all my money away
Ripping cones in the corner
You call me out of order
While the room starts spinning
I can't stop grinning
But it's really not funny
When I'm pissing all my money away
Ripping cones in the corner
You call me out of order
While the room starts spinning
I can't stop grinning
But it's really not funny
When I'm pissing all my money away
Ripping cones in the corner
You call me out of order
While the room starts spinning
I can't stop grinning
But it's really not funny
When I'm pissing all my money away
Written by: David Alexander James
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