Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Treat me as good as you treat your cat, I'm serious

That cat is oblivious to how loved it is, oh-oh

Please, I won't mess with the habitat, I'm falling fast

I'll do anything I can to get you to notice this

Oh, he's such a beautiful man

Blinding date, he was late, but he has a cat (Green flag)

Said he had to massage its back (That's why he's late)

It gets real anxious, he can't have that (So caring)

Date two, bowling lanes

Was going great, but it got kinda strange

I thought he was gonna kiss me, but he was reaching for his kitty (He'd brought it)

Felt like a health hazard, but this guy just doesn't care

Date three, date four, date five, guess I'm the third wheel to this pair (Not again)

Treat me as good as you treat your cat, I'm serious

That cat is oblivious to how loved it is, oh-oh

Please, I won't mess with the habitat, I'm falling fast (Woah)

I'll do anything I can to get you to notice this

I'll become a furry if that's what it takes

No, really, I bought a fur suit to wear to our next date

I know it's weird to hope you treat me like a pet

But I swear, in just these circumstances, it all makes sense

Oh my god, it's working, turns out this man's kinda dumb

He thinks I'm an actual cat, oh god, is this what I've become? (Oh no)

I'm losing all my language, since when did I have no thumbs? (Wow)

Beware, loving a cat lover is danger, meow, meow

Treat me as good as you treat your cat, I'm serious

That cat is oblivious to how loved it is, oh-oh

Please, I won't mess with the habitat, I'm falling fast

I'll do anything I can to get you to notice this

Woah, oh-oh-oh (Meow, meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, me-meow-meow-meow)

(Meow, meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, me-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow)

(Meow, meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, me-meow-meow-meow)

(Meow, meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, me-meow-meow-meow, meow, me-meow, meow, meow)