Have you been Googling yourself again? I see you're using AI as a friend. It takes less water than your human best mate used to. Useless videos are replayed on your retinas. I bet that you will never read another book again because we sold our attention spans to a clever boy turned evil man, whilst all his peers held their heads in their hands.

The last chance for survival just packed her bags and left the room. The last chance for survival won't be back soon.

Do you remember Facebook memories? The best years of our lives enjoying long-forgotten memes. What does it mean to be a human? We don't have the room for philosophy anymore. The candy won't crush itself. Top score. Top score. Top score. Here we go.

My dear, I fear that we won't be here for long.