I can split wood with a dull axe Drink a six-pack, put a bull on his back

I can train a chicken to kill a hawk Cause when I let the liquor talk

Sound like an owl in the night I can grow corn in the concrete

All I need is moonlight I ain't seen the sun in a while

Pickin' up my soul I done dropped the ball before

So why does alcohol make me smile I'm a nervous wreck

I heard the vet say my dog is sick But I think he got a hurtin' neck

I'm at the churches steps I'm seein' flashes of birth and death

But most of us ain't broke the curses yet Can't forget I'm blessed

Cause I done stopped poppin' Percocets Give you the pants off my ass

And my shirt off my chest Playin' with a bee's nest

To reverse my stress When it sting, the pain feels like perfect

Sex I can split wood with a dull axe

Drink a six-pack, put a bull on his back I can train a chicken to kill a hawk

Cause when I let the liquor talk Sound like an owl in the night

I can grow corn in the concrete All I need is moonlight

I ain't seen the sun in a while Pickin' up my soul

I really dropped the ball before So why does alcohol make me smile

I'm a nervous wreck I heard the vet say my dog is sick

But I think he got a hurtin' neck I'm at the churches steps

I'm seein' flashes of birth and death But most of us ain't broke the curses yet

Can't forget I'm blessed Cause I done stopped poppin' Percocets

Give you the pants off my ass And my shirt off my chest

Playin' with a bee's nest To reverse my stress

When it sting, the pain feels like perfect sex

Somebody wake me up This can't be my dream

The road's gettin' dark Turn on the high beams

I'm travelin' alone But I still like sightseeing

Lookin' on the other side of the fence The grass is bright green

As great as it looks And it ain't as great as it might seem

The soil is contaminated Like my mental hygiene

My personality traits aren't Disturbing enough

To make alerts on the counselor's radar I treat fallin' in life like it's a skate park

Get up and do it again That's how we play hard

My body don't bruise at all What you lookin' at are trophy scars

I can split wood with a dull axe Drink a six-pack, put a bull on his back

I can train a chicken to kill a hawk Cause when I lit the liquor talk

Sound like an owl in the night I can grow corn in the concrete

All I need is moonlight I ain't seen the sun in a while

Pickin' up my soul I really dropped the ball before

So why does alcohol make me smile? I'm a nervous wreck

I heard the vet say my dog is sick But I think he got a hurtin' neck

I'm at the churches steps I'm seein' flashes of birth and death

But most of us ain't broke the curses yet Can't forget I'm blessed

Cause I done stop poppin percocets Give you the pants off my ass

And my shirt off my chest Playin' with a bee's nest

To reverse my stress When it sting

The pain feels like perfect sex Vegetables growin' on a smart farm

And the food really tastes like the robots made it

The meat in the store got a strange smell A I wanna steal my brain cells

I'm runnin' out of options I'm low on weed

I gotta weigh em' both on the same scale Tryin' to make this next smoke last forever

Recycle my thoughts, get my act together

Makin' good use out of trash to treasure I build a foundation out of scrap metal

And I keep my head high, I don't backpedal Gettin' ready like syrup when the sap settle

Before the government turn into a no man's land

We gon' put a virus in the whole damn plan Cause I know what I'm made of

And I know my worth, can't no robot replace us

I can split wood with a dull axe Drink a six pack, put a bull on his back

I can train a chicken to kill a hawk Cause when I let the liquor talk

Sound like an owl in the night I can grow corn in the concrete

All I need is moonlight, I ain't seen the sun in a while

Pickin' up my soul I done dropped the ball before

So why does alcohol make me smile? I'm a nervous wreck

I heard the vet say my dog is sick But I think he got a hurtin' neck

I'm at the churches steps I'm seein' flashes of birth and death

But most of us ain't broke the curses yet Can't forget I'm blessed

Cause I done stopped poppin' Percocets Give you the pants off my ass

And my shirt off my chest Playin' with a bee's nest to reverse my stress

When it's stings the pain feels like perfect sex

I can split wood with a dull axe