Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh

P-I-S-S O-F-F, hey!

I remember way back when, when I wanted you to be mine

And now that I kind of had you, I wonder, was all just a waste of time?

And did it make sense jumping into something knowing that I'd get hurt?

I don't know, but my boss thinks not, it makes me less productive at work

And all my friends told me look out

'Cause you were treating me like

I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue

And I thought nothing of it

I blame the whatevership's termination

On why things are never fine

I dreaded this moment from the day that we met

But I have to say goodbye

Now all I do is drink and smoke with all my friends

I regret not moving on even though I said I did, yeah, blah blah

How many times do I have to call you just because you called me first?

You see, we're nothing together but a bunch of obligations that just make me feel worse

And why was I the last to know

When you ride some other guy?

And why should I have even cared

That night you said you cried?

My stomach threw up my daily nutrition

And your anti-morals robbed me blind

I loved you, and you blew it, and you broke your own heart

So eat this last goodbye

And all that money we blew on each other

Did it mean so little, you could just find another?

To replace me, my whatever, I mean, piss off, go to hell

When can I get over this, stop hating myself?

And as the day goes on, I'll find someone better

I'll go it alone and brave the cold weather

Through these blizzard-like conditions, screaming if I'm still alive

Piss off, this is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

This is the last goodbye

Oh, the last goodbye