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Slop
332
Pop
Slop was released on January 23, 2026 by The Mean Time as a part of the album Slop - Single
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Release DateJanuary 23, 2026
LabelThe Mean Time
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM130

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Mean Time
The Mean Time
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jared Gaines
Jared Gaines
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jared Gaines
Jared Gaines
Producer

Lyrics

Have you heard that new song by that new artist?
Oh yeah, it sounded kinda like...
Slop
No it sounded like
Slop
No but really it was
Slop
But it sounded super crazy, kinda catchy like
Slop
No it's cool it was
Slop
It had a bunch of random
Keyboard click, emoji, fast food
Sarcastic line about a tattoo
You want a hot new song?
I'll poop it from my butt
(Jingle keys for the iPad kids)
Get on the floor
And poop on the floor
Oopsie poopsie on the
Blah blah blah put your hands in the sky and
Blah blah blah and dance til you die
Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this?
Get ready for this
I hope you're ready for this
You see me dancing or something
All alone or with my friends
Don't just stand there come leave me alone
This part doesn't really matter cuz
I'm making a bad song
Slop
No it sounded like
Slop
No but really it was
Slop
But it sounded super crazy, kinda catchy like
Slop
I think an AI made it
Slop
It sounds so generated
I let my son listen to this on his tablet
And now he's looking up South Korean twork tutorials
You want a hot new song?
I'll poop it from my butt
(Jingle keys for the iPad kids)
Get on the floor
And poop on the floor
Oopsie poopsie on the
Blah blah blah put your hands up whatever
Blah blah whatever yeah do it yeah
Are you hungry for more?
Are you hungry for more?
Are you hungry for food?
(This song is brought to you by Amazon Fresh by the way)
I see you eying me from across the bar or
Maybe the club who cards
I'm just here to drink or dance or something
It doesn't really matter this song is a commercial
Pocket
You need an Apple
Pocket
200 dollar
Pocket
That you can put your iPhone in, an extra
Pocket
It's made of polyester
It's by Issey Miyaki
And you should go and buy it
Now back to the slop
You want a hot new song?
I'll poop it from my butt
(Jingle keys for the iPad kids)
Get on the floor
And poop on the floor
Oopsie poopsie on the
Blah blah blah who cares who cares and
Blah blah blah get your Apple Pocket now
Written by: Jared Gaines
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