“Someone has stolen the jewels from the train’s safe!”

“The thief must still be on board!”

“Those are my jewels! How will we ever find them?”

Have no fear, folks! For I’m the best detective around.

Better than Sherlock Holmes! I’ll make sure the thief is found!

For no suspect is perfect, they would surely leave a clue!

I’ll find those clues, sniff them out, and solve this who-done-it mystery too!

“And how are you going to do that?”

“Let’s go down our list of possible suspects, starting with you;”

The Conductor?

I didn’t do it!

The Starlet gave her jewels to you!

The Banker?

I didn’t do it!

Sittin’ next to the conductor’s booth!

The Starlet?!

I didn’t do it!

The news would bring press straight to you!

Who could it be?

Whose identity?

The culprit of this caper is no easy one to catch

For every time we find a clue the facts don’t seem to match

If we put two and two together will we solve this mystery?

Or will the thief go down as a legend in cold case history?

Conductor, I gave them to you!

No one else could open the safe?!

I was punchin’ tickets down the car!

The Banker was close when I was far!

I didn’t move, ask those around!

Explain the feathers on the ground!

Don’t point fingers, Don’t blame me!

Why would I commit the crime?

Don’t forget those jewels are mine!

All these motives are unclear,

Which clues can be counted here?

This mystery makes no sense!

We’re all in suspense!

Who could it be?

Whose identity?

The culprit of this caper is no easy one to catch

For every time we find a clue the facts don’t seem to match

If we put two and two together will we solve this mystery?

Or will the thief go down as a legend in cold case-

History belongs to those who make it,

And those thieves who dare to take it,

Considering all the evidence,

And using my intelligence,

Before I reveal who did the crime,

I’ll ask you all one final time!

Who could it be?

Whose identity?

Hehe, who could it be?

“Wait, where’s the detective?”

Why it's none other than meeeee!

The culprit of this caper was not an easy one to catch (eeee)

For every time we found a clue the facts never seemed to match

You were all so caught up in the blame game that you didn’t see! (We didn’t seeee)

That I’m the detective thief going down in historYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hehe~!