If I woulda known a promise from you

Holds as much weight as a breeze blowing through

If I woulda seen your apology

Only lasts as long as the Zyn in your cheek

If I woulda known I had all of my eggs in one basketcase, I know just what I'd do

Woulda given twenty boys a chance instead of giving twenty chances to you

Coulda caught a cowboy, kissed retired frat boys

Coulda wined and dined with a finance guy in New York

Instead of sitting 'round here watching you drink beer

Wasting my time, and my prime, and my youth

Coulda given twenty boys a chance instead of giving twenty chances to you

All the free drinks, all the first dates

All of the trucks that coulda picked me up at 8

Instead of all of those nights fighting all the same fights

Swearing up and down you'll do better next time

Next time, the next time

Coulda met a Kennedy, a Southern boy from Tennessee

Let a British accent talk and sweep me off of my feet

Instead of sitting 'round here drowning in my own tears

Wasting my time, and my prime, and my youth

Coulda given twenty boys a chance instead of giving twenty chances to you

To you, to you, to you, oh

Come on

One, two, three, four shoulda got me out the door

Five, six, seven, eight, energy I couldn't waste

Nine, ten, eleven, don't you get it? It's pathetic

All those fishes in the water

Don't you know

I coulda caught a cowboy, kissed retired frat boys

Really, anybody else woulda been a better choice

Instead of sitting 'round here watching you drink beer

Wasting my time, and my prime, and my youth

Coulda given twenty boys a chance at romance

Take me dancing like you never wanted to

Oh, I'd give twenty boys a chance before I waste one more chance on you