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Future Pope
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Comedy
Future Pope was released on December 7, 2004 by Comedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records as a part of the album Doing My Time
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Release DateDecember 7, 2004
LabelComedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
Songwriter

Lyrics

Fun being Catholic, we have the Pope
Pope's kinda like the Catholic superhero
Got the cape, the cool hat, I mean, his
His car's called the Popemobile
I have a lot of respect for the Pope
But does anyone look more tired than the Pope?
Poor guy, God's workin' him to death
You know you're tired when you can't support your head
You ever see him on TV, he's like
Translator's like, "I don't know what he's saying"
"He just asked for a hot pocket"
Pope pocket
Would've been weird to go to high school with the Pope
You know, somebody did, somebody sat at home, watching TV in Poland
And they see the Pope on TV like
"Wait a minute, that guy was kind of a dick, and now he's Pope
I got a swirly from the Pope"
Would be great if you had a kid that ended up being Pope
That'd be the ultimate bragging right
"Oh, your son's a doctor? Yeah, ours is Pope
He does okay for himself
Oh, they have a house? He has his own city
It's in Europe"
You think when the Pope was a little kid
He fantasized about eventually being Pope?
You know when you mind about being a professional athlete
Was he like eight years old in his backyard, going
"There he is, the leader of all the Catholics, what a Pope
You got to wonder what the Protestants think of this new Pope"
(I thought that was a weird joke)
(But I didn't get it, really, strange)
Written by: Jim Gaffigan
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