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The Slack-Cops
Pop
The Slack-Cops was released on February 13, 2026 by Dexter Alvaro as a part of the album 143 Work
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Release DateFebruary 13, 2026
LabelDexter Alvaro
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM142

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
MAZEO J
MAZEO J
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dexter Alvaro
Dexter Alvaro
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Dexter Alvaro
Dexter Alvaro
Producer

Lyrics

They have itchy trigger fingers
Ooh, they watch, monitor metrics
The way you Slack, the way you Slack
The way they stalk, they don't miss
No slips, bro, they check screens, are dots green?
Admin investigator, eyes wider, eyes brighter
Says "Hi!" then, "share screen, alright,"
Oh, no! They know what I'm doing, they know
Anxiety, they give me
Idle, fear Slack po-po nerds
They'll send annoying ping, you mischievous thing
"Quick chat, bro," pinged the Slack-cop
"Quick chat, bro," pinged the Slack-cop
They're so annoyingly, annoyingly
Annoyingly, annoyingly sneaky
Oh, Po-po loves interrogating, bro
They would tease with office tea, bruh
Immediately tell you to share your screen
Then toggle between tabs, devilishly smile
Sneakiest thing, office tea, then share your screen
What's your plea? You guilty?
They smell fear, Slack po-po nerds
Slack-cops be policing, they treacherous things
"Quick chat, bro," pinged the Slack-cop
"Quick chat, bro," pinged the Slack-cop
"Quick chat, bro," pinged the Slack-cop
"Quick chat, bro," pinged the Slack-cop
Yes
They're so annoyingly, annoyingly
Annoyingly, annoyingly sneaky
Oh, Po-po loves interrogating, bro
They would tease with office tea, bruh
Immediately tell you to share your screen
Then toggle between tabs, devilishly smile
Sneakiest thing, office tea, then share your screen
One hand always on the touchpad, man
And make sure that dot's always green
Check-in pings, psych, share your screen
Don't be simpleminded, dumb, half-wits
Don't be simpleminded, dumb, half-wits
"Quick chat, bro," pinged the Slack-cop
"Quick chat, bro"
"Quick chat, bro"
I got you. Oh, no!
Don't be fooled
By Slack-cops
Slack-cops (Slack-cops)
Don't be simpleminded, dumb, half-wits
"Quick chat, bro," pinged the Slack-cop
"Quick chat, bro,"
The Slack-cops, yes, the Slack-cops
The Slack-cops, Slack-cops
No love for Slack-cops
Written by: Dexter Alvaro
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