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Kitschy Kitty
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Kitschy Kitty was released on February 17, 2026 by Ridiculon as a part of the album WMEW - The Heartbeat of Boon County
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Release DateFebruary 17, 2026
LabelRidiculon
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM120

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ridiculon
Ridiculon
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Matthias Nicoll Bossi
Matthias Nicoll Bossi
Songwriter
Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans
Songwriter

Lyrics

As an itty bitty kitty I was taunted
To a podium of doom I was vaulted
Meow-eow
Piñatas got more love for sure
In the gloom I thought my prince would never find me
Or if he did he would be fugly
I was clawed and kicked and shoved
So I build a special world where
I was Princess
No one bothered me
She befriended bugs
Because they gave her hugs
They tried to barbecue my tail at recess
Those kitty jerks gave me a hotdog compress
Help me, god
Cause I'm just about to loose my mind
Can you help me find my own kind
Someone to hold and squeeze all night long
Is it so wrong to want a place where
No one tortures
No one bothers me
She may be ugly but there's more to see
I'm not as ugly as you want me to be
Now all the kitties worship me
And they're all eating kitty litter
Smelling like their rotten pee
My diamond collar shines like a flashlight
In your bloody kitty eyes
Thats right
No one bothers me
She may be ugly but there's more to see
I'm not as ugly as you want me to be
Written by: Jonathan Evans, Matthias Nicoll Bossi
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