US Army

When I was young I used to be, A finer man who e'er ya see, Then President Bush came up to me, Join the US Army, Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo, They're lookin for monkeys up the zoo, Says I if Id have a face like you, I'd join the US Army, Sarah Conner baked a cake, It's all for poor slattery's sake, She Threw Meself into the lake, Pretendin' I was barmy, Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo, I've made me mind with what to do, I'll work me ticket home to you, And f*ck The US Army, When I lived on to fight away,** Her wife got in the family way, The only thing that she could say, Was blame the US Army, Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo, Me curse upon the labour blue, That took my darlin boy from me, To join the US Army, **Absolutely no idea what is said in this portion** Sarah Palin buy her way, Her wife got in the family, 150 pints away, To save the US Army, ** End portion ** Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo, I'd made up me mind on what to do, I'll work my ticket home to you, And f*ck the US Army, When I was young I had a twist, For punchin raqi's with me fist, Though I thought I might enlist, And join the US Army, Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo, I'd made up me mind on what to do, I'll work my ticket home to you, And f*ck the US Army, ** - Best interpretation I can give