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Plastic Romantic
album cover
Plastic Romantic was released on October 30, 2026 by Wipe Out Music as a part of the album Party Eternal!
October 30, 2026
LabelWipe Out Music
LanguageEnglish
BPM144
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

The brain of a mug.
Behind the face of a clown.
Aggressively chivalrous.
A proper cock about town.
4 pints down Spoons and now the whole night's gone south.
Live. Laugh. Love.
The geezer's always pouting.
He's got them, teeth from Turkey,
Calls all the girls darling.
His Instagram profile is 5"9 prince charming.
Like a David Beckham,
That you bought off Wish.
He's a Poundshop knock off of a human fist.
Plastic Romantic!
Shiny, material, inauthentic FUCK.
When they handed out personalities you were, shit out of luck.
A Joe Rogan t-shirt.
Vape cannon in hand.
A let down. A muppet.
An Andrew Tate fan.
He's got shares in Tesla.
A cyber truck cuck.
He'd pay me to bang his wife...
But she wouldn't let him watch.
He brags about his stocks,
Still takes fivers from his Nan.
Scrolling through Tinder,
On the sofa with his fam.
Plastic Romantic!
You're so obsessed with who wears the trousers.
You forget it could be anyone.
You're so caught up in being a real man.
Your toxic time has come.
What are you so afraid of,
Has the silence found you?
Are you reaping the rewards of the violence that surrounds you?
Are you so scared now, that the times have moved on.
The other chauvinistic pigs are dead and gone,
Or...
At least they're dying,
You don't seem to be trying to,
Learn and grow with the times,
'Not all men' you shout, 'Not my crime'
But I see you mate.
As clear as fucking day.
So clean up your act or stay the hell out of my way.
Plastic Romantic!
You're so obsessed with who wears the trousers.
You forget it could be anyone.
You're so caught up in being a real boy.
Your toxic time has come.
Written by: Alex Hay, Alex Smith, Karl Jeffery, Karl Smith, Thomas McFaull
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