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Robit
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Hip-Hop/Rap
Robit was released on June 23, 2009 by 11666909 Records DK as a part of the album Testing the Waters
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Release DateJune 23, 2009
Label11666909 Records DK
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM150

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Steffeny Messinger
Steffeny Messinger
Rap
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Steffeny Messinger
Steffeny Messinger
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Steffeny Messinger
Steffeny Messinger
Producer

Lyrics

Turn on the 'on' switch, I'm missing a few pieces
It doesn't look like the box, but it's decent
Do I need this? It says it's important so I'll keep it
The instructions aren't though, so I won't read it
Pro-tip: let your robit charge for an hour
That way you get the recommended full power
Aww screw it three and a half percent should suffice
Now let's get drunk and start a fight
Gonna win that robit contest
Gonna outwit all the other nonsense
Gonna get more photos than loch ness
My robit takes the cake and eats it
It's got an outfit for every season
It killed a bug one time you should've seen it
Wait! What do you have? I bet it's not a
Robit robot robit robot
That crater right there your house? Don't put it there
Robit robot robit robot
You've got an ipod, laptop, gps
Rss technology, friend requests
But we've got a giant frikkin
Robit robot robit porcupine
Sentence item: 'porcupine' does not compute sir
Yeah, we've got one of those too, but it doesn't
Really help us in the way that we'd like
Rock this out sir. I love you
What can your robit do that mine can't
Time lapse. I went back in time to rhyme that
Deadly and kitchen is what comes to mind
But hey guess what? One of a kind
A katamari made of 48 furbys and fx lightsabers
Duct-taped to an old boat with lasers
Fueled by yager, spittin' out bagel bites
With camouflage glued to dynamite
And t-rex heads with missle teeth
A squirrel with a sonic screech
Hungry-hungry hippo feet
Rollover minutes and the texts are free on the weekends
You say"death machine" like it's a bad thing
Quit runnin, you're interrupting my rap thing
Turn on the nes controller boombox
Blaring the mash theme
It's time to hitch, pull the switch
Fool my robit to thinkin' I'm legit
If I had a robit, I'd give myself a chobit
With upgradable triple robo-bits
And a downgraded memory to an eight-bit
Nobody wants a robit smart enough to ditch
With a robit all holes are custom fit
A universal adaptor to work with my joystick
Like eight hadoukens and a cake
A pop-o-matic trouble hooked up to a rake
A hologram of jack bauer that'll do your taxes
Sam L Jackson (sam jackson?) yeah sam L Jackson
A statue of your mom about to spank you on tank treads
Missles of old people high on pain meds
Screw the oreck eight-pound, it's weightless
Two thousand ninety nine easy payments
Wait two thousand ninety nine easy paments
Yeah, two thousand ninety nine easy payments
Written by: Steffeny Messinger
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