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5 Year Plan
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5 Year Plan was released on May 29, 2026 by Post Present Medium as a part of the album Sorry To Hear That
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Release DateMay 29, 2026
LabelPost Present Medium
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM81

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Callahan & Witscher
Callahan & Witscher
Performer
Jack Callahan
Jack Callahan
10-String Guitar, 6-String Banjo
Jeff Witscher
Jeff Witscher
Children's Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jack Callahan
Jack Callahan
Composer, Lyrics
Jeff Witscher
Jeff Witscher
Composer, Lyrics
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jack Callahan
Jack Callahan
Mastering Engineer, Producer

Lyrics

[Intro]
Uh, brother, uh
What's that?
What's that, brother?
[Verse 1]
The Black Cat sounded good tonight
The lights come up, I feel alright
Meet me at the DoubleTree
Bring a friend or two or three
So nice after a long day
To have this capitol soirée
Just then, a woman caught my eye
Something was up, I wondered why
[PreChorus]
She seemed concerned
With how much you earned
And knowing your next move
[Chorus]
She looked around and wanted to know what I do
When I told her all I heard was, "Is this fun for you?"
Something told me that she might misunderstand
Just then she turned to me and she asked me, "What's your five year plan?"
[Verse 2]
I tried to explain that my career
Was not chosen out of fear
I'm not Willy Loman or a bum
But this is how I make my income
Just because I'm itinerant
Doesn't mean I don't pay rent
But I don't think she understood
And seemed to me she never would
[PreChorus]
She seemed confused
Far from amused
With this little life
[Chorus]
She looked around and wanted to know what I do
When I told her all I heard was, "Is this fun for you?"
Something told me that she might misunderstand
Just then she turned to me and she asked me, "What's your five year plan?"
Dude, can you believe that? She actually thought you were homeless?
Yeah, no, that's-that's totally insane
Right?
I know
For real?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You play music, like, how can you be homeless?
That's what I told her
That's-that's insane
I know
She actually thought you were homeless
But like, "unhoused" is the correct term, I think
That is so crazy
I know
Jesus
I know
What a person
Where's my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones
There you go
[Chorus]
She looked around and wanted to know what I do
When I told her all I heard was, "Is this fun for you?"
Something told me that she might misunderstand
Just then she turned to me and she asked me, "What's your five year plan?"
She looked around and wanted to know what I do
When I told her all I heard was, "Is this fun for you?"
Something told me that she might misunderstand
Just then she turned to me and she asked me, "What's your five year plan?"
Written by: Jack Callahan, Jeff Witscher
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