Since I was a kid I been dreamin', dreamin'

Woke up and felt like achievin', achievin'

I never knew what was the reason

I just knew I had something to believe in, believe in

You think you fuckin' with me, man, you dreamin', dreamin'

Wake up and find yourself screamin', screamin'

Get back down where your league is

Bitch, you now fuckin' with a genius, genius

You're a pipsqueak, everything you spit's weak

I can see your future, it's bleak, up shit's creek sans paddle

Wave hello to your homies, they on the bank makin' a diarrhea sandcastle

Flip ya damn tassel back to the other side of your cap

You fail at rap, nobody feelin' that

Gimme the mic or I'm takin' it back

Try to snatch it back again, I'll kick you in the groin

If you live in Iowa I'll kick you in Des Moines

Flip a coin, if it's tails, eat a dick

If it's heads, eat that same dick plus eat a pile of shit

Speaking of coins, I rap circles around you

I am the exact opposite of nervous around you

Only purpose around you is to perfectly clown you

I think you should just go join up with the circus like clowns do

You rat bastard, rap's a task that Wax mastered

Shut the fuck up, I won't pass the last word

Got a homie who's a fatass nerd

That'll crash your website after he hacks your password

You average, run of the mill

You rhyme for days and ain't one of 'em ill

I know you dyin' for praise comin' from someone with skill

But if you were dying of AIDS, I'd make fun of you still

But let me talk to the listeners, enough about you

Before you play the album, this is what you gotta do

You gotta hit some more medical and pick up more edibles

And hit the liquor store and pick up six or more whatever you choose

And press play, it couldn't get no more incredible

You gonna fuck with it like it was your genitals

I'm an extraterrestrial with an extra set of testicles

To make an effort that's respectable, best eat your vegetables

If you still skeptical, I will question you about your dad, was he wild?

Did he beat you really bad as a child?

Were you scarred by the switches?

Big Wax drop shit hard on you bitches

Stomach in knots, you wanna barf with the quickness

Don't trust that fart, you will shart in your britches

Can I get a witness? Testify, heathens

Mix the tap water with extra dry Seagram's

I wish the best for my legions of people believin' and dreamin' of what they wanna be

I wish upon 'em prosperity

But I wouldn't recommend that they become an emcee

Dem cyant fuck with me, me drop too heavy

Like the diddly diddly diddly diddly D., RIP

Uh, hear me now

It's Big Wax always all up in your ear canal

I might not be here in a year from now

So this year I'ma dream out loud

Dreamin', dreamin'

Dreamin', dreamin'

Dreamin', drea—

Nah, I gotta say one more thing to the fucking doubters

Motherfucker, your bitch ass I will outperform

I will crush up your dreams into powdered form

And put the powder on your girl's lower spine

Chop it up, start blowin' lines while I fuck the ho from behind

And realize that in that moment of time I'm both blowin' her mind and blowin' your mind

We ain't similar kinds

An example of two different species

You on the level of a sample of some pigeon feces

Y'all sweet like cinnamon apple or a Twix or Reeses

I am an individual who will smack you into bits and pieces

Sick since the fetus

'Bout to get rich quick and become a rich prick elitist

Boating in Ibiza with a frozen margarita

Got your ho in a bikini steady strokin' on my penis

Yelling at that bitch for dripping some lotion on my Adidas

Making her clean it but as she does she like "It's everything I dreamed it'd be"

Come along and dream with me

Pay attention to the scenery

And just dream with me, dream with me

Dreamin', dreamin'

Dreamin', dreamin'

Dreamin', dreamin'

Yeah, dreamin', dreamin'