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Doom Scroll
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Doom Scroll was released on April 24, 2026 by Knife Hits Records as a part of the album Keep Honking I'm About to F*****g Kill Myself
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Release DateApril 24, 2026
LabelKnife Hits Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM123

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
My Wife's An Angel
My Wife's An Angel
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Garrett Van Der Mark
Garrett Van Der Mark
Composer
Dan Baggarly
Dan Baggarly
Composer
Mike Hensley
Mike Hensley
Composer
Caleb Gohen
Caleb Gohen
Composer

Lyrics

Why would I want to have a thought
When all of them are negative?
So critical of all that I have done
Much rather look at social media
Get drenched in images of places you've been
Learning all about your shitty little opinions
Reading every comment that get left by your friends
It warms my heart to judge it in all of its fakeness
Directing everyone of my negative thoughts toward you
Yep, you, your life, all of your friends and all you think is cool
And as I scroll to the next one, I reload my weapon
I call you a narcissistic little thirsty cunt
I call you a narcissistic little thirsty cunt
Because I think that name really suits who you have become
I know you like to place the blame on big ugly Zuck
But don't assume that this cannot exist without us
Every day I feel it make me just a little more dumb
I mean, I have like a hundred books
But can't pick up one
It feels like something has eroded my attention
Hmm, huh, wait
I wonder what it could be
Uh, well fuck
A poison in my brain
Make me confused like a drug
But not as good as real drug because it's not even fun
I came to turn my brain off, but now I'm all fired up
Why else would I be pointing at my phone with this gun
Convinced that shitting on you will make my life not suck
Is just about the wackest thing that I can think of
Man, they really pulled one over on my generation
Who am I to think that I deserve to be the judge?
The jury, executioner, and mortician
I'm the one that's insecure, you don't deserve the brunt
I hope in real life you're not a narcissistic cunt
But if that's the case, I called it, motherfucker, ha
And if you got a problem with it, you can get some
I'll fuck you up and anyone that comes from where you're from
Thanks for showing me that I should give myself more love
Bah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah
Bom-bom-bom
Bah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah
Bom-bom-bom
Bah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah
Bom-bom-bom
Thanks for showing me that I should give myself more love
Maybe now I'll find the strength to turn my phone off, uh
Yep, doom scrolling baby, ha
No motive baby, hahaha
Just trolling, baby, hahahahaha
Doom scrolling, baby
No motive
Just trolling, baby
Written by: Caleb Gohen, Dan Baggarly, Garrett Van Der Mark, Mike Hensley
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