Get on your best behavior now, they're coming in thick and fast somehow

No checks at the gate, just smile and wave, from spots where the old flags misbehave

And with a smirk and a loaded stare, like they've already won the affair

Just how you make yourselves at home lads, but the vibe says they hate the pads

Oh, the only reason you're playing along, is the telly told you it's right so strong

No PVP, what's that about? Keep your gums shut

Don't call it out, the hate in the west

Loving the perks, coming for the dust, staying to learn

No PVP, turn the other way, while the high street turns to disarray

Roll out the carpet, reticent, for the ones who'd rather see you bend

Knife in the sock, and a chip on the block

Top tolerance while they pick the lock

Suits in Westminster with their open arms, selling diversity like lucky charms

But the nights feel dodgy, the streets feel tight

New skips, the bits that spoil the night

No PVP, that's the latest craze

Smile through the madness in a daze

Oh, don't you always do the same

Bottle it up, play the game

No PVP, what's that about? Keep your gums shut

Don't call it out, the hate in the west

Loving the perks, coming for the dust, staying to learn

No PVP, turn the other way, while the high street turns to disarray

Roll out the carpet, reticent, for the ones who'd rather see you bend

Maybe someday you'll clock it proper

The welcome mat was the daft old stopper

Till then we're dancing round the truth under sodium lights

Losing our youth

No PVP

No PVP

No PVP

Yeah, that's the score, hand over the keys

Beg for more, they despise the lot that we've built up high

But we're the villains for asking why

No PVP

Get on your dancing shoes

No PVP

Pretend it's all news

No PVP

No PVP