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Medium Man
Singer/Songwriter
Medium Man was released on April 10, 2026 by Mitch Allen as a part of the album Songs for No One
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Release DateApril 10, 2026
LabelMitch Allen
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM166

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Mitch Allen
Mitch Allen
Piano
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mitch Allen
Mitch Allen
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Mitch Allen
Mitch Allen
Graphic Design
Sam Gleason
Sam Gleason
Mixing Engineer
Sam Tudor
Sam Tudor
Graphic Design
Becca Wass
Becca Wass
Graphic Design

Lyrics

(Oo yeah!)
(Alright!)
You see the thing about me is
You can't keep me away from the gym
Except for
Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday
Saturday and Sunday
But not Monday
That's when I let the tiger come out
He might give you a little roar if you're lucky
Now why don't you show me how to work this treadmill
You're looking pretty fine
I'm looking regular
Not too shabby
Not too lean
Just a perfect in between
Folks aim high
Cause they can?
What's so great about greater than
I'm your medium man
I'm your medium man
Trainer comes up to me clapping his hands
He says you're gaining muscle my friend
I told him
Shouldn't you find another meathead to upsell instead
My basic membership's good
I can't bulk up like my man John Cena
(Hoo hoo!)
I got a reputation to uphold
The richest people out there look like melted butter
You're getting ripped
I'm getting chicken strips
Not too shabby
Not too lean
Just a perfect in between
I gave up
Years ago
Vying for the leading role
I'm your medium man
I'm your medium man
Stretching in your tight Vuori leggings
You think you're out of my league, and you might be right
But if I wear you down hard enough
You might just shrug your shoulders and give me a whirl
That's the way of the world now, ain't it?
It don't belong to the achievers no more
Look at me do one bicep curl
Oh boy!
You're set on winning
I'm out here coasting
Not too shabby
Not too lean
Just a perfect in between
Men like me
Do just fine
Don't have dreams and waste your time
I'm your medium man
I'm your medium man
Now watch me lift this!
Are you ready?
(I'm ready!)
Now you gotta get a good grip on your feet
And then buckle yourself in and you
Eeeeee-oooohhh!
Now the goal is to get it off the ground this time
It's all about doing the little things you know?
(Uh huh!)
Now watch me do it
Oo that's what I'm talkin' bout!
Ee that's what I'm talkin' bout!
Ee-ah-uh-oh!
Guess I'll do squats
When I was a little baby boy up in Ajax
I got pushed around like nobody's business
You think something like that would light a fire under my ass
But I think I got numb to it
Hey, where you going with that pretty little eye roll?
Gonna go find a hunk to throw you over his shoulder?
Well tough luck, you could've had an OK time with me
You're moving up
I'm on a plateau
Not too shabby
Not too lean
Just a perfect in between
Folks aim high
I don't care
Average living is more than fair
I'm your medium man
(He's here!)
(Watch out!)
I'm your medium man
(Hooray!)
Bye bye!
Written by: Mitch Allen
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