This song goes out to all the 80s babies out there lumped in with Millennials for some reason

Millennials are defined as anyone born between 1981 and 1996

I don't know about you but if you were born after K-Mart had already starting stocking its shelves full of free trials of the Internet we don't have a lot in common

They used to say I was Generation Y

But the labels all have changed and they fail explaining why

Call me Millennial I guess which is to say

I share common social views and habits with people who don't remember Pogs

Not play of the game

I mean cardboard things

It's not the same

Damn Zoomers

If you didn't have an 8-ball Slammer let's say

We aren't from the same generation okay

Whatever happened to generation Y

Whatever happened to you and I

All the kids raised under brighter days

With stupid Boomer parents who were scared of Y2K

Born in the 80s and boy it's true

I have little in common with all those who

Don't remember life before the net

So how could they forget

Generation Y

Generation Y

Why

Sociological Boomers tried to label us

Using computers they didn't understand or trust

It's not that we're entitled you all just messed up

Screw all the Millennials Gen Y stand up

They call us lazy and apathetic

Hypersensitive and so pathetic

I guess for most that's all probably true

Where am I going with this

I don't really care dude

I guess it doesn't matter

Nothing matters anyway

It's like I'm Generation X

Invisible and fade away

Generation Y was awesome

But Millennials are lame

And it still makes my anger blossom

When I'm told we're all the same

Whatever happened to generation Y

Whatever happened to you and I

All the kids raised under brighter days

With stupid Boomer parents who were scared of Y2K

Born in the 80s and boy it's true

I have little in common with all those who

Don't remember life before the net

So how could they forget

Generation Y

Generation Y

Why

Sociological Boomers tried to label us

Using computers they didn't understand or trust

It's not that we're entitled, you just messed up

Screw all the Millennials Gen Y stand up