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[Intro]
Now let me tell you about my best friend
Well, her name is Leanne
And she's married to a dumb dumb man named Carl
Or she was, that is
Hello?
Well, Carl started in with his same old shit all over again
Drunk as a skunk, yelling
And he started coming at me while I was frying his eggs in the kitchen
Oh, Lord
And the only thing I had to save me was that cast iron skillet and
That white tile ain't so white anymore, and he is face down on the kitchen floor
What?
And he ain't moving
And I think he might be dead
Uh-oh
And you're the first person I thought to call
[Chorus]
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If you're burying a body
Don't you do it in your basement
'Cause that's the first place they'll check
If they suspect you've done it
So before you start running
Just dial my number
If you've got a little problem
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[Verse 1]
Well, now I did find a letter with a lipstick kiss on it from his secretary
Talking about how they're in love, and how they're gonna run off together
Well, that's what you're gonna say, 'cause it's definitely what happened
So get your story straight
[Chorus]
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You'll cut him into little pieces
I'm talking real little pieces
And then you feed 'em to the gators
Those are nationally protected
And they can't check the gators
For your dead husband
Right now he's just missing
And that's how it's gonna stay
[Bridge]
Now honey, I know he was an asshole
But that's not what you're gonna tell them
You're gonna say that he was an angel
And how you miss him so
[Chorus]
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If you're hiding a body
Which she definitely isn't
Put 'em in a big barrel
And fill it full of acid
'Cause it will be alright
And then there won't be nothing
For nobody to look for
Just some water in a barrel
From when the rain came through
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[Outro]
Now accidents, they sure do happen
Even though he had it coming
Well, you know I'm always here for you, baby
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Poor Carl
Written by: Jacob Kasher Hindlin, Kaitlin Butts, Konrad Snyder, Max Thomas, Willow Avalon
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