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David Bowie
Standup Comedy
David Bowie was released on March 30, 2026 by Mark Forward as a part of the album Mark Forward Presents: Safari Time
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Release DateMarch 30, 2026
LabelMark Forward
LanguageEnglish
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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Mark Forward
Mark Forward
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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mark Forward
Mark Forward
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Lyrics

In my town there's a graveyard and one
Of the headstones says David Bowie on it
And this David Bowie died in 1937
I think about this fucking guy all the time
He never knew the David Bowie we all know
He never knew the David Bowie we all know
He lived his whole life as David Bowie
He would have been on his deathbed
Surrounded by his friends and family
And they would have been like
"You were an amazing David Bowie
There is never ever gonna, right guys?
There's never, there's never gonna be a better David Bowie than you"
He would have died so cocky, right?
He would have just showed up in heaven going
"Hey, I'm here, fucking David Bowie"
'Cause he has nothing to compare it to
Years later, God had had enough
He was just like
"St. Peter, have you met that fucking David Bowie?
So cocky
I'm gonna, I'm gonna teach him a lesson
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna send down to Earth two Davy Jones
One of the Davy Jones is gonna grow
Up and join a band called The Monkees
The other Davy, no it's not
Just listen
The other Davy Jones will grow up and want to get into music
But won't want to be associated with that Davy Jones
And then he'll change his name to David Bowie
That'll show that guy"
"Well God, I think you could just make another David Bowie"
"St. Peter!
I work in mysterious ways"
Now the first David Bowie has to watch from heaven
As this new David Bowie frankly knocks it out of the fucking park
He's probably gonna try to get people on his side up there, right?
Just be like
"Yeah, no, it's a, he's a, he's a good David Bowie
Like the, yeah, the music's good and everything
But did you see Labyrinth?"
It's not a great punchline because not a lot
Of people have seen the 1980s film Labyrinth
And those that have I don't want on my side
If you haven't seen it, David Bowie
Is in purple tights the whole movie
And you can see his big dick in there
And you can't look away 'cause all the
Muppets are dancing around at waist height
Written by: Mark Forward
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