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asslesschaps.biz
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On Tour
Rock
asslesschaps.biz was released on May 5, 2026 by Spaceflight Records as a part of the album asslesschaps.biz - Single
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Release DateMay 5, 2026
LabelSpaceflight Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM171

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
J'cuuzi
J'cuuzi
Performer
Gracen Daniels
Gracen Daniels
Vocals
Frederick Rosenkampff
Frederick Rosenkampff
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Gracen Daniels
Gracen Daniels
Lyrics
Frederick Rosenkampff
Frederick Rosenkampff
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
J'cuuzi
J'cuuzi
Mixing Engineer
Jesse Mangum
Jesse Mangum
Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

We got a new epidemic
Everyone’s dyin to get it
Those shiny little boxes
They come with some side effect-us
If you’re easily offended
They come highly recommended
All thumbs, no soul
Just like the good Lord intended
The only way to resist
Is keep your hands in a fist
The whole world in your pocket
But it feels more like a cyst
You were mean to me in my dream
Now you better crawl
Crawl
Snail mucin
Crawl
Looking gruesome
Crawl
Ozempic skinny, deer pretty
Oh god I’m seein double
I can’t get out of my bubble
I need a breath of the freshest air
A cigarette in the jungle
I grew a thicker skin and I hate it
Feel like a damn alligator
I’m just lookin for my next meal
Its not that compil-a-cated
Ads for assless chaps
Well who was googlin that?
I’d sure look good on you
But you can’t afford it!
Sold the horse that I rode in on
No plan B it’s pass or fail
Wanna buy a Beanie Baby?
Unlearn anything is possible
Sing the opposite of gospel
Crawl
Gotta be slugging
Mean mugging
Crawl
Buccal removal
Crawl
Skeddi noodle
Written by: Frederick Rosenkampff, Gracen Daniels
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