He's offensively early for everything Like a bad drummer

Joined the Jersey mob at camp and wacked summer

Car troubles his favorite drug Always in a Damn junker

Broke the bottle holding lightning convinced he can Catch thunder

He's a sucker for artisanal sourdough

Goes in for hugs instead of attempting to Devour foes

Loves farting while shredding air guitar Hitting all the sour notes

Would go to the gym but there's just not enough hours bro

Been pitching the same half finished screenplay

Since Castanza was recording conversations in a briefcase

Dear God - You probably killed your bride to be like it was a cheap date.

Melting in the couch is hard Maybe you need a break

You wrote a negative yelp review for hair on an empty plate

You write negative yelp reviews - you should be sent away

sent to space. You could never live in NYC Its such a Messy place

Softer than Confetti cake after a Heavy rain

Oh please another DNP

Your DNA is NOT a good match for the speed of this league

Oh Geeze another waste of sleep

Maybe Just retire before your forced to play over seas

Oh Please Got the whole week off but still paid?

Have another mimosa and let the real players play

Oh Geeze you been shopping all day

Just Stay in the dressing room while the mannikins get laid

She Turned her body into a scoring machine

She was playing field the honorary Whore on the team

Every Role player needs their niche Some gotta orphan their dreams

Pass the torch and the pitchfork Would Rather get ignored than seen

But can't afford to be forgotten what a rotten way to have to act.

Save the savage attacks for the coaches asking to have a chat

Thats code for back rubs In hot tubs while slurping Big Macs off her massive ass

Her futures looking fine filled with Passive cash

Please stay on the plastic cant get Cream on the carpet

She's just taking advantage of a need in the market.

She was Already looking past it Before it even started

Its nothing to an assassin to toss em clean in the shark pit

Seen some dark shit and knows exactly how to draw from it

She'll do anything you can think of as long as Gods done it

Dropped out for the simple joy in watching mom plummet

Had the world in her hands now its a big Fat wad of nothing

Oh please another DNP

Your DNA is NOT a good match for the speed of this league

Oh Geeze another waste of sleep

Maybe Just retire before your forced to play over seas

Oh Please Got the whole week off but still paid?

Have another mimosa and let the real players play

Oh Geeze you been shopping all day

Just Stay in the dressing room while the mannikins get laid

Oh-kay!