Chez Maximes

Her daddy was a sailor in the Second World War

Her mummy worked the docks when he wasn't ashore

She was sweet sixteen when she walked out the door

Hit the road, saw the world, saw the ups and the downs

She went around, and around, and around and around

Carried on until they read her Uncle Arthur's will

She was rich, so rich, so rich, yeah

So little Max the millionairess aged twenty-one

Invested all her money into having fun

Bought a chateau-cum-casino in the Monaco sun

Every night about twelve an elite clientele

Turn it inside, outside, upside down

Satisfaction guaranteed, everything that you need is supplied

Come inside

Come inside

We don't care what you say

We don't care what you play

We don't care what you do

Because Chez Maximes will make your dreams come true

You can satisfy your whims whether naughty or nice

And gamble your fortune on a toss of the dice

You can indulge without limit whatever your vice

Should you care for roulette, lay your money down

And the wheels go around, and around and around

If you lose don't let it hamper your spending spree, say with glee

C'est la vie

C'est la vie

Well if you want we'll entertain you lavishly

Your every wish is our command

Or something a little bit more discreet

Well I assure you we understand

We don't care what you think

We don't care what you drink

We don't care what you do

Because Chez Maximes will make your dreams come true

We don't care if you fight

The customer is always right

If you pay, you can do

Because Chez Maximes will make your dreams come true