Clinton Got a B*****b

George Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction Even if it was the deception and not the suction What's worse... starting a war Or keeping your Cohibas in a human humidor. Who got impeached? And what for? Oh right... Clinton got a blowjob George Bush vacationed while New Orleans drowned Clinton got a blowjob. Sat in a classroom with the towers falling down He fucked up F.E.M.A Which fucked up Katrina Not to mention the Conventions of Geneva With twenty-four civilians murdered in Haditha How can a man without a brain Cause a nation so much pain Cause a world to feel such hate For these so-called United States And how could the congress help but act In the face of every fact I have presented here The comparison couldn't be more clear Bush authorized leaks of classified information To make the case for attacking sovereign nation Guantanamo, Downing Street, electro-shock on Iraqi feet Makes that blue dress seem so sweet Clinton got a blowjob? Bush funds sex ed that says that condoms don't work. Clinton got a blowjob. If they didn't, both your daughters would be pregnant, you jerk Clinton got a blowjob. Bush lied about his bust for driving drunk Clinton's biggest crime was having spunk And for choosing a statue less than statuesque And setting her on display under the oval office desk Stem-Cell Research, Abstinence, Global Warming, Missile Defense, Goin' AWOL from the National Guard, find some some more, it' not that hard. Jack Abramoff, Valerie Plame, Al Qaeda's links to Saddam Hussein Abu Ghraib, Kenneth Lay, our record deficit today You Wiretapping Info-Leaking-Waterboarding-Power-hoarding Rights-destroying Christ-Deploying Load of Scat in a Stetson Hat I'll do my part, I'll play the pawn If that what it takes to get you gone I'm my Knees, Dubya, BRING IT ON. Here's your fucking Blowjob