Smoke Two Joints

I smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon

It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy, he once he told me

"Son, you be hard-working man"

My mama she once told me

"Son, you do the best you can"

But then one day, I met a man

Who came to me and said

"Hard work good, and hard work fine

But first take care of health"

So now I smoke two joints when I get up

In the car I smoke two joints

I smoke two joints when I play video game

And at every ten-thousand points, I smoke two joints

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy, he once he told me

"Son, you be hard-working man"

My mama she once told me

"Son, you do the best you can"

But then one day, I met a man

I met a man

Who came to me and said

"Hard work good, and hard work fine

But first take care of health"

That's why I

Smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon

It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

(Smoke two joints) That's what I do

(Smoke two joints)

Come and smoke two joints with me in the morning

(Smoke two joints)

Come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeah

(Smoke two joints) Ay, would you rather smoke two joints

Or would you rather do your homework?

(Smoke two joints) I knew you were gonna say that

(Smoke two joints)

(Smoke two joints) That's what I do

(Smoke two joints)