The Rothschilds: A Musical: Bonds

Ladies and gentlemen A limited number of the new peace bonds Is still available The price a mere twenty-three Ah, thank you, sir You may claim your certificates when convenient And you, madam Thank you very much And you sir, splendid Four for this gentlemen here, thank you very much Ah, two for the lady there Come and get your gilt-edged peace bonds Offered at a price you want to pay (A price you want to pay!) Come and get your gilt-edged peace bonds Gentlemen and ladies, we are practically giving them away! Ladies and gentlemen A limited number of the old peace bonds are still available The price, a mere twenty-two (twenty-two) Someone's selling peace bonds At twenty-two Ladies and gentlemen Fortune has indeed smiled upon you tonight I have been authorized to lower the price of the new peace bonds To twenty two! A splendid bargain Come and get your low-price peace bonds Step right up and get 'em while they last (Get 'em while they last) A bargain! A bargain! Come and get your low-price peace bonds We promise you you'll feel a perfect fool If you are stranded empty-handed When this opportunity has passed That's right, twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one Did I hear from you, miss? You'll take two? Twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one There's a man who's taking four Twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one Have I got this straight, sir? You'll take eight, sir Good! Twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one There's just forty more Treat yourself to peace bonds At twenty-one Old ones at twenty No one's buying our bonds Not a single one Ladies and gentlemen For a limited time only New peace bonds for twenty That's right, twenty! Why pay twenty when seventeen is plenty? We've got plenty to sell for seventeen Seventeen then, seventeen it is New peace bonds for only seventeen! Who'll be first? Why pay seventeen when you can buy for sixteen? They're holding their bonds, we are holding none Sixteen then, anyone, anyone at sixteen? Old bonds at fifteen New bonds at fourteen Twelve! Ten! Eight! Six! Here's our newest low price, no price Lower - if you find one, let us know This is it, we've hit rock bottom Step right up and come and get 'em Just as soon as someone's got 'em That's the end of our portfolio Keep selling and smile! Fie! Come and get your low price peace bonds (our prices are lowered) Step right up and get 'em while they last Come and get your gilt-edged peace bonds Get your golden peace bonds A bargain! A bargain! Yes a bargain A bargain, a bargain Come get 'em while you can They're going fast!