I Want Candy

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy Put it in a pile split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind Talkin' licorice kisses talkin' chocolate dowsed smiles I want candy I got a sugar tooth Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock boots Lick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droops Gumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks loose Candy, candy I need candy, bubblegum and taffy Get in my way punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nasty Do it 'til your dad sees embarrass your whole family Just because you came between a kid and his candy I need candy any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice that only I can produce That fuels a giant drill that bores straight into hell Releasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spell So they can walk upon the earth and get re-situated And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created I need candy, want some candy, eat candy 'til I'm dead I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy candy head Where you keepin' all the candy, who made you candy king? If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing Candy in the mornin' Candy on the way to school Candy at school, at lunch, and the afternoon Candy at school, on the way home from school Candy at dinner, at dinner, whoo-hoo Mess up the mix Mix up the mess Come on down, yo here's the address: Said 612 Wharf Avenue Right next to gentlemen's club