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Germs
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Comedy
Germs was released on June 29, 1999 by Volcano as a part of the album Running With Scissors
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Release DateJune 29, 1999
LabelVolcano
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM89

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Lyrics
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Producer
Tony Papa
Tony Papa
Mixing Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Sometimes I really wanna be alone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
[Verse 2]
(Germs) I run and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back again
(Germs) Can't even see 'em but I know they're up to something
Hey, don't touch that, you don't know where it's been
[Verse 3]
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em off of me
I'm covered with (Microscopic bacteria)
[Verse 4]
What do they want from me?
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with (Microscopic bacteria)
[Verse 5]
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That's when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth all covered with bacterial plaque
[Verse 6]
(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there's more coming every day
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
[Verse 7]
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em off of me
I'm covered with (Microscopic bacteria)
[Verse 8]
What do they want from me?
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with (Microscopic bacteria)
[Verse 9]
(Germs)
(Germs)
(Germs)
(Germs)
[Verse 10]
(Germs) They're creeping around my shorts
They're under the bathroom sink
(Germs) They're riding inside my car
They're swimming in every drink
[Verse 11]
(Germs) They're hiding between my toes
They're lurking in every kiss
(Germ) I got 'em way up my nose
In every orifice
[Verse 12]
(Germs) I'm gonna show them who's boss
I'm gonna get even yet
(Germs) Just gimme some Lysol spray
Just hand me a moist towelette
[Verse 13]
(Germs) Don't tell me I'm paranoid
I know that they're after me
(Germs) Look under the microscope
See?
[Verse 14]
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em off of me
I'm covered with (Microscopic bacteria)
[Verse 15]
What do they want from me?
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with (Microscopic bacteria)
[Verse 16]
(Germs) They're all over me
(Germs) I can feel 'em all over me
(Germs) Over every part of me
(Germs) (Microscopic bacteria)
[Verse 17]
(Germs) I know they're watching me
(Germs) They're always watching me
(Germs) They're coming after me
(Germs) (Microscopic bacteria)
[Verse 18]
Won't somebody help me? (Germs)
Please somebody help me (Germs)
You've gotta believe me (Germs)
They're out to get me (Germs)
[Verse 19]
They wanna control me (Germs)
They wanna destroy me (Germs)
They're trying to kill me (Germs)
It kind of upsets me (Germs)
Written by: "Weird Al" Yankovic
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