Everybody's Girl

And now, sizzling Shelby Stevens! A long time ago A lady whose name was Carmen Drove a man wild Until he was out of control I truly believe That I am a modern day Carmen In spite of the fact I do not habla Español That girl was exactly like me We share this philosophy Ole, I say I'm not the type who's ready For datin' someone steady I'm everybody's girl On Sunday night, it's Danny On Monday, maybe Manny I'm everybody's girl There's a point to my behavior Which is Smart girls always share their riches So, if your heart succumbs, don't let it You're certain to regret it All others, come and get it I'm everybody's girl I could never be a cowhand's girl La-la-la-la-la-la And you wanna know why? (Why?) I just can't keep my calves together I'm everybody's girl Some old Greek called Aristotle Said it "If you got it, why not spread it?" So don't go rattling any sabres Exerting any labors Just share me with the neighbors I'm everybody's girl In case your passion rages I'm in the yellow pages I'm... oh, girl You won't be disappointed I'm also double-jointed I'm everybody's girl Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin' I'm a person Needs disbursin' And so to reaffirm my status It's absolutely gratis To use my apparatus I'm everybody's girl Men and me are like pianos When they get upright, I feel grand! Everybody's girl!