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Conventional Lover

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Conventional Lover was released on June 7, 2007 by Speck as a part of the album Working As Intended

Song Details

AlbumWorking As Intended

Release DateJune 7, 2007

LabelSpeck

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM142

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Lyrics

Who left you hanging on that peg all alone?

You look near mint to me, babe, and I wanna make you my own

I wanna be your captain, my Pon Farr is a-risin'

So step on over here, girl, my love is enterprisin'

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me show you some conventional love

I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag

But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me give you my conventional love

I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice

And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

They're polyhedral

Let's hit the dealer's room and get you something fine

That collector's bust of Cthulhu reminds me of how you blow my mind

Now let me take you dancing in my best Starfleet dress uniform

You'll want to tap my mana once you've seen me perform

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me show you some conventional love

I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag

But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me give you my conventional love

I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice

And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

Uh-oh, saving throw

And when we get to mating, I'll always treat you kind

I'll never bend you too far back or ever crease your spine

But there's one thing I won't promise, there's one thing I won't do

Can't leave you in the box, babe, this collector is coming through

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me show you some conventional love

I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag

But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me give you my conventional love

I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice

And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me give you my conventional love

I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you fine

And I'll make sweet love to you while we're watching Deep Space Nine

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me show you some conventional love

I don't mean to boast

Written by: Chris Foster (Game Designer), Dan Teasdale

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