If I Were a Bell

Are you alright?

Am I alright?

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging

Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bell

I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just got to behave

Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light

And if I were a banner, I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me, with my quiet upbringing

Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a gate

I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch, I'd start

Poppin' my springs

Or if I were a bell, I'd go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding

Ask me how do I feel

From this chemistry lesson, I'm learning

Eh, chemistry?

Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning

Yes, I knew my morale would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack

Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Pal, if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing

Well, if I were a bell, I'd go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding