Sand In My Face

I look in the mirror

(What did you see lookin' at you?)

I saw a nine stone weakling

(What will you do?)

Dynamic tension waiting for you

Dynamic tension, make a man out of you

I opened my magazine

(What did you see?)

I saw Mr. France

(What did he have?)

A girl on each shoulder

(What else?)

And one in his pants

Dynamic tension can do this for you

Dynamic tension, make a man out of you

You, you, you, you, yeah

So our hero goes down to the beach

He's in real terrible shape

His chick's been seen with big Alex

That mother kicked sand in his face

Now let me tell you 'bout Alex

He's got hands like hams (Hands like hams)

Knees like trees (Knees like trees)

Two hundred pounds of surfboard Hercules

Mr. Atlas, won't you bring her on back to me?

I lost my girl down by the beach

She's with Alex and she's out of reach

So, please, Mr. Atlas, won't you bring her on back to me?

I saw your body in an advert on TV

But what convinced me was your money back guarantee

Now I'm stronger than Alex

(Where is he now?)

He's left in disgrace

(Oh, yeah?)

'Cause I took back my girlfriend

(Ha, ha, ha, ha)

And kicked sand in his face

(In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)

Dynamic tension waiting for you

Dynamic tension, make a man out of you

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