From the Air

Good evening, this is your captain We are about to attempt a crash landing Please extinguish all cigarettes Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position Your Captain says: "Put your head on your knees" Captain says: "Put your head in your hands" Captain says: "Put your hands on your head" "Put your hands on your hips", heh heh This is your Captain – and we are going down We are all going down, together And I said: "Uh oh, this is gonna be some day" Stand by, this is the time And this is the record of the time This is the time, and this is the record of the time Uh – this is your Captain again You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before Why? Cause I'm a caveman Why? Cause I've got eyes in the back of my head Why? It's the heat, stand by This is the time, and this is the record of the time This is the time, and this is the record of the time Put your hands over your eyes, jump out of the plane There is no pilot, you are not alone Stand by This is the time, and this is the record of the time This is the time, and this is the record of the time