Chocolate Jesus

I don't go to church on Sunday I don't get on my knees to pray Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way But I know that Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more Get down on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store Got to be a chocolate Jesus To make me feel so good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus To keep me satisfied I don't want no Abba Zabba Don't want no Almond Joy There ain't nothing better Or suitable for this boy But the only thing that can pick me up It's better than a cup of gold See, only the chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy but that's okay Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait Got to be a chocolate Jesus That's good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Jesus It's good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Jesus To make me feel so good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus To keep me To keep me To keep me Satisfied