Upside Down

Officer, good evening, allow me to explain This spectacle you see beside the road Its been a long hard day, and I'm just a victim Of circumstances beyond my control Now let me just assure you that I'm not a drinkin man I work hard to uphold the law Those people in that other car, well they're friends of my ex wife No matter what they told you they saw The car was upside down when I got here I left it right side up some time ago Some kids drove by and poured something all down my shirt It might have been tequila, I don't know I just stepped in the woods for a midnight prayer I don't know what went down while I was not here That stop sign was on the windshield when I bought the car And the car was upside down when I got here Officer, my reputation speaks for itself I'm as innocent and gentle as a child That fist fight with my momma, well that was 3 months ago I cant believe that's still on my file Now a conscientious peacekeeper such as yourself Must surely recognize an honest guy And since most of my money goes to charitable causes I cant afford no DWI The car was upside down when I got here I left it right side up some time ago Some kids drove by and poured something all down my shirt It might have been tequila, I don't know I just stepped in the woods for a midnight prayer I don't know what went down while I was not here That stop sign was on the windshield when I bought the car And the car was upside down when I got here I ain't got a clue what went down while I was not here But the car was upside down when I got here That's right You gotta believe me