Supervillain

"People of New York! For quite some time now, I've silently observed you carrying on with your silly, meaningless little lives. Well, tonight, it will be my pleasure to liberate you from them. At midnight, I will destroy this city you call home with every last one of you in it. You can scream all you want, but I assure you, there's nowhere to run. There's a new menace in town, and it is me. Where are you heroes now?" So we meet again, my noble heroic friend Our feud has brewed forever, but tonight it will end And then there will be nothing left of you but a memory My old foe, arch-rival, nemesis and my enemy You see, my granddad invented tying lasses To train tracks cackling twisting his moustache and My dad, his spawn, carried it on In the 60's holding hostages with atomic bombs I come from a long line of this kind of people You see, I represent a third generation of evil It courses through my blood, this love of chaos and killing So much more than just a criminal, I'm a supervillain! In a mask with black gloves pulled up past My elbows, "Hell No!" I bellow with both fists clasped A mass of wild hair that's red or orange or green And a single silver streak, I look horribly mean I've got an army of weapons and robots and goons And a gold membership into the Legion of Doom Beyond the doors of my fortress it's pouring down rain I'm no madman, man, no, I'm fucking insane! My satellites' sights aimed on strategic sites Laser beams'll vaporize this city tonight. I had to pull a diamond heist to buy my doomsday device It will turn the earth to ice. Yeah... it's pretty nice. Send out your signal, call in your hero I kidnapped his lady, now his power's are zero I'll give him ultimatums, yeah I'll drop them like pearls "You can choose one, hero: the world or the girl." The Joker, Lex Luthor, Two-Face and Bizarro Doc Ock, Juggernaut, Ming and Magneto Green Goblin, Penguin, Venom, Electro Megatron, Cobra Commander and Destro (): I root for the bad guys! With the evil eyes fists in the sky they're screaming "Die die die!" And I Root for the bad guys! The sick and the twisted, so sadistic and wicked, that's why I Root for the bad guys! The psychopathic maniacs the black hat sort, I Root for the bad guys! Chilling like a supervillain killing for sport "Now, Mr. Freeze!" Now superheroes are bigger and stronger although Villains do triple their sales in action figures alone Heroes have hearts, we control minds They get the good press, we get the good lines We say things like "Rue the day!" And "For this, the people of this little city shall pay!" And "Now I will show you absolute fear." And "Well, well, well... what do we have here?" Hey Mr. Hero, why the cape and the half-mask? Your costume looks stupid, mine's fucking bad ass! Now buzz off, you've a city to save While I'll be back at my lair giggling, digging your grave To me your identity is no secret I know the story of your origin and I know your weakness Carry on with absurd monologue, you silly bastard I won't hear a word over my own demonic laughter Heroes play supporting roles, the villain's the star With my half-British accent rolling my "r's" Rrrrrrrrolling in my getaway car Go ahead and try to chase me but you won't getting far My cold, black heart starts pumping endorphins Every time I leave a bomb in a bus full of orphans With the doors sealed shut, breaks cut and it's racing Toward the edge of a cliff, shit, you better go and save 'em! Walk into a trap, gassed, passed out now it's dark Wake up in chains over a tank full of sharks I'm sure you'll get free, you always do when the time comes Even I've escaped a dozen times from the asylum I got the DA, commissioner and the mayor Tied up to a bomb, and in my palm I hold the detonator All along this was my plan Now I will give you the count of 10 to meet my demands "10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5, ah fuck it." Skeletor, Catwoman and Dr. Doom Doomsday, Kingpin and Ra's Al Gul Shredder, Sandman, Darth Vader, Scarecrow Brainiac, Mr. Mxyzptlk and Mysterio (): I root for the bad guys! With the evil eyes fists in the sky they're screaming "Die die die!" And I Root for the bad guys! The sick and the twisted, so sadistic and wicked, that's why I Root for the bad guys! The psychopathic maniacs the black hat sort, I Root for the bad guys! Chilling like a supervillain killing for sport When the smoke clears, and I see the light I'm surrounded by four walls, padded and white In a straightjacket, dammit, this isn't the end Curses, superhero, we shall meet again! "Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"