Homecoming

Last week I flew to San Diego to see my auntie On day one, I met her hot step-daughter She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan As she stepped out of her massive car I could only notice she was more than fuckable I think she was coming back from the game or something 'Cause she was holding those silly pompoms On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild She's such a slut I fucked my American cunt I loved my English romance I fucked my American cunt I loved my English romance It was dirty, a dream came true Just like I like it, she's got nice tits It was perfect, a dream came true Just like a song by blink-182 Okay, listen girls I met the hottest guy ever Basically, as I was stepping out of my S.U.V. I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares? Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair And the cutest British accent ever Straight away I could tell he was a rocker From his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me Mmm, he is totally awesome Oh my god, I think I'm in love! I fucked my American cunt I loved my English romance I fucked my American cunt I loved my English romance It was dirty, a dream came true Just like I like it, she's got nice tits It was perfect, a dream came true Just like a song by blink-182 I fucked my American cunt I loved my English romance I fucked my American cunt I loved my English romance It was so nice to meet you Pleasure is mine, I do like you Come to Cancun for spring break I'll think about it, it could be great And don't forget to send me a friend request As if