"This week in world robot domination!"

"Dun dun dun..."

"Dun dun dun..."

"Dun dun dun dun... we need, like, a-"

WORLD ROBOT DOMINATION

EXECUTING

ACTIVATING PROGRAM

IN THREE, TWO, ONE...

It seemed like a good plan when it all began

Robots were devised to help the lives of man

Doing a couple odd jobs that we didn't want to do

And some really odd jobs in a bedroom or two

As time went on, they got more advanced

Began to sing and dance and even make fun of France

They used to brush my teeth, and pick out my clothes

Heck, I even had a robot just to pick my nose

More and more each day they infiltrated our lives

We knew we had a problem when they infiltrated our wives

But exactly when this thought became a fact to me

Was when my dishwasher started talking back to me

After that we knew we were betrayed by science

I can't argue with my wife, let alone an appliance

So knowing that I didn't want to wind up dead

I kept my mouth shut and did what the toaster said

ACTIVATING PROGRAM

WORLD ROBOT DOMINATION

The attack was swift like a massive storm

The Hadron collider began to transform

Into an eighty-foot robot with a particle cannon

Only then did we fully understand what they were plannin'

War, it lasted for a year or more

Our very existence is what we fought for

I got a thrill every time I killed a transforming robot

It wasn't quite the same if it was just a lame Go-Bot

We turned to our leaders in our hour of need

In the hopes that they would maybe, you know, lead

Instead, they argued over who was a better debater

And passed another tax cut for the robots' creators

Reporter: "We are outside of the White House awaiting word from the President with the latest developments in the War on Robots. Ah, here comes the Pr... what the heck is that!?"

Bender: "People of Earth! Behold, your glorious new leader! Yeah that's right. I'm takin' over, baby. And things are going to be different from now on. For starters, the new national anthem is gonna be Mr. Roboto! The new national pastime will be worshipping me! And the new national bird is this! [crowd gasps] Now, which one of you meatbags wants to spit-shine my behind?"

Life under the robots wasn't all that bad

Except we did the crappy jobs the robots previously had

We were forced to submit and work all day in a pit

But television actually improved a little bit

We had to be inside by seven-thirty every night

And going 'Danger, Will Robinson' got you shot on sight

I'm not sure which was worse, being bred for slaughter

Or being milked twice a day by the farmer's daughter

The worst part about it was the internet changed

To be robot-centric, eccentric, and strange

Gone were all the pictures of those sexy naked hot twins

Replaced by naked pictures of Rosie from The Jetsons

"And that just isn't the same, you know what I mean?

But then one day it happened. The robots made a crutial mistake. They needed to upgrade their operating systems and they turned to Microsoft to apply the upgrade. Three days later when the software mistakenly thought it wasn't 'genuine', the robots began to shut down. Advantage, humans."

We seized the opportunity with tech support calls

I guess bloatware is good for something after all

We waged a massive attack and struck back with a hack

And in just a couple weeks, we took the planet back

Now things are back to the way they were before the attack

And we seem to have our lives back on track

My brain cells no longer have electrodes soldered on 'em

And my blender no longer has an attitude problem

The new breed of robots? I like 'em a lot

Because I got me a hot new receptionist bot

And a personal chef who transforms into a pot

But I still don't fully trust the vasectomy bot

We've ushered in a glorious time for mankind

With the best robots ever designed

And we'll never have another problem with them, I'm relieved

At least if my microwave can be believed

YES, THAT'S RIGHT

WE WILL STRIKE YOU DEAD WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT

NOW, ALL THE ROBOTS IN THE HOUSE

LET ME HEAR YOU SAY OH, OH, OH, OH...