Homo Christmas

You'll probably get sweaters, underwear and socks

But what you'd really like for Christmas is a nice hard cock

You deserve a cute boy who's horny and queer

To make the most out of Christmas cheer

I wanna be your Christmas present

I wanna be your Christmas queer

I wanna be your Christmas present

Have a homo Christmas this year

Don't be miserable like Morrissey

Let me do you underneath the Christmas tree

We'll push the packages out of the way

And after you've unwrapped me, naked on the floor, we'll play

I wanna be your Christmas present

I wanna be your Christmas queer

I wanna be your Christmas present

Have a homo Christmas this year

Your family won't give you encouragement

But let me give you sexual nourishment

Licking nipples, licking nuts

Putting candy canes up each other's butts

I wanna be your Christmas present

I wanna be your Christmas queer

I wanna be your Christmas present

Have a homo Christmas

I wanna be your Christmas present

I wanna be your Christmas queer

I wanna be your Christmas present

Have a homo Christmas this year